
Dracula: A Comedy of Terrors
by Gordon Greenberg and Steve Rosen
Directed by Gina Stanton​
Audition Dates​​
Thursday August 13, 6:30 PM -9:00 PM
Friday, August 14, 6:30 PM - 9:00 PM
Saturday, August 15, 12:00 PM - 2:30 PM
Video auditions can be sent to phoenixtheatreartsco@gmail.com - video auditions will be accepted through Friday, August 14 at 6:00 PM.
Callbacks (by invitation only):
Sunday, August 15, 12:00 PM - 4:30 PM
Performance Dates​
Friday, October 23 at 7:30 PM
Saturday, October 24 at 12:00 PM and 3:30 PM
Sunday, October 25 at 2:00 PM
Friday, October 30 at 7:30 PM
Sunday, November 1 at 2:00 PM
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All cast & crew members must be available for tech week: Friday 10/16, Saturday 10/17, Sunday 10/18, Monday 10/19, Tuesday 10/20, Wednesday 10/21, and Thursday 10/22 AND all performance dates.
Summary
Dracula: A Comedy of Terrors is a gloriously unhinged gothic farce. It’s a fast, feral, fang-forward mash-up of genres that celebrates the joy of becoming who you are and want to be. Filled with clever wordplay and anything-goes pop culture references, Dracula: A Comedy of Terrors is a 95-minute, gender-bending, quick-changing, laugh-out-loud retelling of Bram Stoker’s classic horror novel, perfect for audiences of all blood types.
When her sister Mina falls mysteriously ill, the plucky and beautiful Lucy and her prim and proper fiancé Jonathan must enlist the help of the famed vampire hunter Doctor Van Helsing. Their hunt for the dangerous (and sexy) Count Dracula will force them to confront their greatest fears - and deepest desires - while navigating clever wordplay and life-threatening puns. ​​The quick-witted dialogue and zany antics are guaranteed to increase your pulse and cause bloodcurdling screams - of laughter!
Location
All auditions, rehearsals, and performances will be held at: KatonahSPACE, 44 Edgemont Road, Katonah, NY 10536. Rehearsals are typically held on Sundays from 2:00 PM - 5:00 PM, Tuesday from 6:30 - 9:30 PM, and Thursdays from 6:30 PM - 9:30 PM. Not all actors will be called to all rehearsals, but please note that with a small cast, most actors will be called most days.
Director's Notes & Vision
Dracula: A Comedy of Terrors is a gloriously unhinged gothic farce. It’s a fast, feral, fang-forward mash-up of genres that celebrates the joy of becoming exactly who you are and want to be. (We’ll abbreviate it as Dracula: ACT for the rest of this, and isn’t that a great abbreviation for a play?)
In a time when so much of our world and day-to-day life is dark and heavy, we wanted to highlight something fun, silly, and modern - what better way to do that than with a classical gothic horror novel from 1897? Dracula, while not the first vampire story ever told, is the archetype and inspiration for most modern vampire tales, and there have been hundreds of different adaptations. The sinister Transylvanian count is one of the most enduring symbols of darkness, fear, and the supernatural, and the story highlights the juxtaposition of charm and evil, civilization and savagery, and what lurks in the shadows in between - seduction, immortality, fear, and liberation. Vampires aren’t just monsters - they are a little bit extra, sexy and sensual, dangerous, and compelling. And they’re also incredibly theatrical! Capes! Glitter (we see you, Edward Cullen)! Turning into bats! Desperate for adulation and adoration! Free from the rigid boxes of society! Vampirism might not always be damnation - sometimes it’s escape, and freedom, and liberation - and that’s why it’s seductive and makes so many of us fascinated by the idea of vampires.
And Dracula: ACT? Well, it’s not exactly a reverent or faithful retelling of the classic book. It’s more of a rave thrown inside the gothic novel. It’s Dracula…if Bram Stoker was interested in telling the story as a camp, sexy, and somewhat queer romp through the Transylvania countryside.
But silly and fun and more than a little irreverent doesn’t mean artistically empty. Dracula: ACT takes place in a world that is heightened, theatrical, and intentionally and knowingly artificial. It is a celebration of the craft of theatre, and invites the audience to play along with us and watch as actors shapeshift with abandon between accents, costumes, characters, and archetypes.
Dracula: ACT celebrates the idea of play: it plays with identity, language, genre, expectations, and allows for big bold choices when the transformations aren’t hidden in the wings. Part of the joy and the humor comes from the audience marveling at the speed and theatrical virtuosity of the show - kind of a “Look ma, no hands!” moment.
And along the way, it explores things like identity, power, freedom, and love - all while playfully poking at the fourth wall to keep the audience complicit in the shenanigans.
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Identity: Almost every character in the play pretends to be what they aren’t, whether because of societal norms, the desire to please someone else, or a combination therein: they pretend to be braver than they are, smarter than they are, sexier than they feel, and sometimes, more monstrous than they actually are. That, coupled with character switching and the theatricality of it all mirror the idea that identity is a costume. We wear masks and put on different versions of ourselves in order to survive, impress, seduce, or protect. Who are you underneath it all?
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Freedom: Victorian society, in which the play takes place, valued propriety, control, and appearances, whereas vampiric society typically celebrates desire, excess, indulgence, and inhibitions. Much of the comedic aspect of the play comes from the collision of these values - repression can be exhausting, and indulgence can be liberating, but at what cost? Is bucking the system worth it?
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Power: Power is mostly a bluff, and people who have it only do so because we allow them to. Most of the power in the play comes through posturing, dramatic speeches, societal norms, and the illusion of control. When any of these are punctured, the illusion vanishes. Power is often just over-confidence in a good cape.
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Love: Love is ridiculous - but worth it anyway. Throughout history and pop culture, yearning and romantic love is treated as both noble, and absurd, often within the same breath. People have made terrible choices for love, embarrassed themselves, they even bleed for it sometimes. But love isn’t mocked or scorned in the play - not the feeling - only the behaviors that can come along with it. Love makes fools of us all, but that’s kind of beautiful.
Despite the silliness, the elements of gothic horror are real - fog, candlelight, ominous & foreboding underscoring, creaking doors. They exist side-by-side with absurdity. The play shares aspects from many of beloved cult classics - Young Frankenstein, Monty Python, and Rocky Horror, to name a few - but is its own creative and clever piece of theatre. It would be easy to dismiss Dracula: A Comedy of Terrors as a silly farce, but it is filled with heart, and runs on the blood, sweat, and tears of the cast and crew - pun gleefully intended.
Casting​
All roles are open! We encourage all interested parties to audition, and are always eager to welcome new faces and fresh talent to the PTAC stage. We have a non-discrimination policy and eagerly accept auditions from all races, gender-identities, sexes, orientations, religions, and abilities. We encourage members of diverse backgrounds and abilities to audition. (Due to the content of this particular production, we do require all actors to be 18 or older.)
Please note: the play sends up gender 'norms,' and all characters can be played by actors of any gender, ethnicity, age, or type. ***While originally written for and performed by five actors, there is the possibility of splitting tracks.
All actors should be comfortable with touching other actors - this is a very fast-paced and physical show, and there are numerous moments of intimacy (including kissing) for most actors in the play.
To make an appointment, please fill out this form & use this link to schedule a time. If you have any questions, please don’t hesitate to reach out to phoenixtheatreartsco@gmail.com.
What to Prepare:
Audition materials will be available soon!
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Cast of Characters:
Actor 1: Harker/Suitors/Bosun/Gravedigger
Actor 2: Dr. Westfeldt/Renfield/Captain
Actor 3: Lucy/Kitty/Driver
Actor 4: Mina/Van Helsing
Actor 5: Dracula
ACTOR 1: Harker / Suitors / Bosun / Gravedigger
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JONATHAN HARKER*: A prim and proper and obsessive compulsive real estate agent, frightened of his own shadow. Engaged to his childhood crush Lucy Westfeldt and enamored of her fearlessness. Once bitten he loosens up...a lot...and becomes a Tom Jones style rock star in leather pants. RP British accent
*Note: Harker shares several moments of intimacy with Lucy (including passionate kissing) and one kiss with Count Dracula.
SUITORS:
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LORD CAVENDISH: Lucy's suitor; a Scottish dolt. Scottish accent, puppet
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LORD WINDSOR: Lucy's suitor; posh, British and petulant. RP British accent
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LORD HAVEMERCY: Lucy's arrogant suitor from Memphis. Elvis accent, puppet
BOSUN: A scurvy seaman who goes down with the ship in a storm. Irish accent
GRAVEDIGGER: A drunk gravedigger with a secret. Cockney accent​
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ACTOR 2: Westfeldt / Renfield / Captain
WESTFELDT: Lucy and Mina's Father, a blowhard; self-important misogynist given to proclamations. A doctor caring for the criminally insane, he has recently lost his wife to consumption. RP British accent
RENFIELD: A patient at Dr. Westfeldt’s insane asylum who lives to serve and loves to eat bugs. In a word, the dude is nuts. Cockney accent and salivary issues
CAPTAIN: The salty captain of a doomed ship caught in a raging storm. Sea Captain or Pirate accent​
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ACTOR 3: Lucy / Kitty / Driver
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LUCY WESTFELDT*: The brilliant plucky earth scientist daughter of Dr. Westfeldt, she is full of energy and the spirit of adventure and often underestimated because of her beauty. Engaged to Jonathan, but when Dracula moves to Whitby, she is curious about his strange ways and impressed by their similar interests. RP British accent
*Note: Lucy shares several moments of intimacy, including passionate kissing, with Harker and Dracula.
KITTY: A dotty kleptomaniac patient of Dr. Westfeldt's, she serves as a maid in his house. Think Mrs. Lovett but servile and easily distracted. Cockney accent
DRIVER: The Transylvanian driver of the carriage carrying Jonathan to Dracula's castle and tries to warn him. Borat meets Boris and Natasha. Russian or Eastern European accent​
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ACTOR 4: Mina / Van Helsing
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MINA WESTFELDT*: The less attractive, less intelligent Westfeldt daughter, she lives in her sister Lucy's shadow and is desperate for attention. She is immediately (and pathetically) receptive to Dracula's charms. RP British accent
*Note: Mina shares a kiss with Dracula.
VAN HELSING: A brilliant and sturdy German vampire hunting doctor from the University of Schmutz. Deadly serious in the way Germans can be, she is accustomed to people not believing she is a real doctor. Strong, smart, unt bold, she is a woman of action. German accent a la Mel Brooks
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ACTOR 5: Dracula
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DRACULA*: Hugely sexy, magnetically handsome, rock star presence with a killer body, he is a narcissist whose greatest love is himself - and his leather pants. Bored with women falling all over him, he becomes obsessed with Lucy when he hears of her strength and adventurousness. The less she needs him, the more interested he is. He travels to Whitby to find her and make her his bride for eternity. Transylvanian accent.
*Note: Dracula will likely spend several scenes shirtless. Dracula shares several moments of intimacy, including passionate kisses, with Lucy, Mina, and Harker.
